Our regular JD of The Red Carpet Report came in when we were running the Walker Texas Ranger and went postal on Chuck’s @#$. In addition to the Half-Pound Niman Ranch Beef Patty, Melted Cheddar, Candied Bacon, Fried Onions, and BBQ Sauce, JD decided that it would be better if we added EVEN MORE regular Bacon, Caramelized Onions, and a Fried Egg. Oh, and make that TWO. Of course. Walker Texas DANGER, yo.

Karim’s Meathammer has been dethroned, but we understand he’s spoiling for a rematch. Stay tuned.

(BTW, JD got down on his knees for this – he’s like 6′ 5″ – just not enough room for him and two ridiculous burgers.)